Lyrics

Good Girl~

Got a problem with alcohol
Got pulled over and I wasn't a doll
Cause I'm a mother fuckin' Pearl Jam fan
That got arrested with 27 other of them
Got stuck in co-ed holding tank
Sittin' next to a cra cra methhead skank
Didn't go to sleep but I kept one eye
On all the trouble that was happenin' 2:30-5

(Chorus)
Lisa Lisa's my new best friend
See her every month at North Santa Fe when
I get my breathalyzer calibrated
To keep me from driving while intoxicated
So, I'm a good girl, a good girl, a good girl

Got assessed for my mental state
Lied through my teeth and I told him I was straight
The therapist saw through said I was an addict
So, I'm tryin' real hard just to kick this habit
So, toast. I'm tryin'. If I'm drinkin' a little less, I ain't liein'
So, toast. Let's toast. Let's toast.

(Repeat Chorus)

Thought I'd taken care of all of my shit
Come to find out my license wasn't legit
I got pulled over that's all it took
For me to end up with a mugshot on county Facebook
"Heard she was a preschool teacher, yo. Heard she was an alcoholic." Sooooooo?
I'm a real person just like you
But the truth is I gotta little devil in me too
So screeeeew yooooou

Lisa Lisa's my new best friend
See her every month at North Santa Fe when
I get my breathalyzer calibrated
To keep me from driving while intoxicated
So I'm a good girl, good girl, good girl
So I'm a good girl, good girl, good girl